Ode to the Apron

Aprons are good,
Aprons are neat,
You can wear them choppin' wood,
You can wear them makin' sweets,

Aprons are cool,
Aprons are rad,
You can wear them in the pool,
If you lose them, you turn sad :(

Aprons are nice,
Perfect for May,
If you don't have a collection,
You should buy some today!